The Fat Woman at Burger King.

Now I don't normally attack the overweight. I have many reasons for not doing that, and they're all good ones in my humble opinion- firstly, doing so is just cruel. Secondly, it's their life, they can live it how they like. Food tastes good, exercising is hard work, everyone has to find their own balance and one should not be judged by their decisions there. And lastly, I've got absolutely No Room To Talk.

So when I refer to the Fat Woman at Burger King, I really don't mean it quite as bad as it sounds. It's seriously the only descriptor I can think of that fits.

Now for the actual post.

Wisdom: Whenever you get Fast Food, ALWAYS get it from the biggest server you can find.

This wisdom was evidenced tonight, when I was served by a lady so big I wasn't sure of her sex for my entire stay at the establishment. I've decided this person was female just now, after reflecting on the experience and adding up the various other attributes (including 'voice') and therefore coming to an educated guess.

The meal I received from her was perhaps the best I have ever received from Burger King. My drink was so over-full that it was leaking around the lid. My fries were brand new fresh, and salted more than beef jerky- and there were at least 72 more fries in the FryPod than it was designed for.

And finally, the, kicker, if you will- despite ordering my burger plain, as I do, and not specifically requesting Heinz Tomato Ketchup, there were no less than Seven ketchup packets in the bag, just in case I wanted some.

Some people say overweight people have low self-esteem and other issues. I say, that given the right circumstances, they are overachievers.